Season 1

S01E01 aired 22.09.2003. (Episode: Pilot)

S01E02 aired 29.09.2003. (Episode: Big Flappy Bastards)

S01E03 aired 06.10.2003. (Episode: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell)

S01E04 aired 13.10.2003. (Episode: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap)

S01E05 aired 20.10.2003. (Episode: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump)

S01E06 aired 27.10.2003. (Episode: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?)

S01E07 aired 03.11.2003. (Episode: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake)

S01E08 aired 10.11.2003. (Episode: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful)

S01E09 aired 17.11.2003. (Episode: Phase One, Complete)

S01E10 aired 24.11.2003. (Episode: Merry Thanksgiving)

S01E11 aired 15.12.2003. (Episode: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor)

S01E12 aired 05.01.2004. (Episode: Camel Filters + Pheromones)

S01E13 aired 12.01.2004. (Episode: Sarah Like Puny Alan)

S01E14 aired 02.02.2004. (Episode: I Can't Afford Hyenas)

S01E15 aired 09.02.2004. (Episode: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1))

S01E16 aired 16.02.2004. (Episode: That Was Saliva, Alan (2))

S01E17 aired 23.02.2004. (Episode: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats)

S01E18 aired 01.03.2004. (Episode: An Old Flame With a New Wick)

S01E19 aired 22.03.2004. (Episode: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You)

S01E20 aired 19.04.2004. (Episode: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark)

S01E21 aired 03.05.2004. (Episode: No Sniffing, No Wowing)

S01E22 aired 10.05.2004. (Episode: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet)

S01E23 aired 17.05.2004. (Episode: Just Like Buffalo)

S01E24 aired 24.05.2004. (Episode: Can You Feel My Finger?)

Season 2

S02E01 aired 20.09.2004. (Episode: Back Off Mary Poppins)

S02E02 aired 27.09.2004. (Episode: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls)

S02E03 aired 04.10.2004. (Episode: A Bag Full of Jawea)

S02E04 aired 11.10.2004. (Episode: Go Get Mommy's Bra)

S02E05 aired 18.10.2004. (Episode: Bad News from the Clinic)

S02E06 aired 25.10.2004. (Episode: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance)

S02E07 aired 08.11.2004. (Episode: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana)

S02E08 aired 15.11.2004. (Episode: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers)

S02E09 aired 22.11.2004. (Episode: Yes, Monsignor)

S02E10 aired 29.11.2004. (Episode: The Salmon Under My Sweater)

S02E11 aired 13.12.2004. (Episode: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos)

S02E12 aired 03.01.2005. (Episode: A Lungful of Alan)

S02E13 aired 17.01.2005. (Episode: Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair)

S02E14 aired 31.01.2005. (Episode: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut)

S02E15 aired 07.02.2005. (Episode: Smell the Umbrella Stand)

S02E16 aired 14.02.2005. (Episode: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?)

S02E17 aired 21.02.2005. (Episode: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!)

S02E18 aired 07.03.2005. (Episode: It Was Mame, Mom)

S02E19 aired 21.03.2005. (Episode: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise)

S02E20 aired 18.04.2005. (Episode: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey)

S02E21 aired 02.05.2005. (Episode: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On)

S02E22 aired 09.05.2005. (Episode: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother)

S02E23 aired 16.05.2005. (Episode: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab)

S02E24 aired 23.05.2005. (Episode: Does This Smell Funny to You?)

Season 3

S03E01 aired 19.09.2005. (Episode: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts)

S03E02 aired 26.09.2005. (Episode: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover)

S03E03 aired 03.10.2005. (Episode: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark)

S03E04 aired 10.10.2005. (Episode: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs)

S03E05 aired 17.10.2005. (Episode: We Called It Mr. Pinky)

S03E06 aired 24.10.2005. (Episode: Hi, Mr. Horned One)

S03E07 aired 07.11.2005. (Episode: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop)

S03E08 aired 14.11.2005. (Episode: That Voodoo That I Do Do)

S03E09 aired 21.11.2005. (Episode: Madame and Her Special Friend)

S03E10 aired 28.11.2005. (Episode: Something Salted and Twisted)

S03E11 aired 19.12.2005. (Episode: Santa's Village of the Damned)

S03E12 aired 09.01.2006. (Episode: That Special Tug)

S03E13 aired 23.01.2006. (Episode: Humiliation is a Visual Medium)

S03E14 aired 06.02.2006. (Episode: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded)

S03E15 aired 27.02.2006. (Episode: My Tongue is Meat)

S03E16 aired 06.03.2006. (Episode: Ergo, The Booty Call)

S03E17 aired 13.03.2006. (Episode: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser)

S03E18 aired 20.03.2006. (Episode: The Spit-Covered Cobbler)

S03E19 aired 10.04.2006. (Episode: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin)

S03E20 aired 24.04.2006. (Episode: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro)

S03E21 aired 01.05.2006. (Episode: And the Plot Moistens)

S03E22 aired 08.05.2006. (Episode: Just Once With Aunt Sophie)

S03E23 aired 15.05.2006. (Episode: Arguments for the Quickie)

S03E24 aired 22.05.2006. (Episode: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite)

Season 4

S04E01 aired 18.09.2006. (Episode: Working for Caligula)

S04E02 aired 25.09.2006. (Episode: Who's Vod Kanockers)

S04E03 aired 02.10.2006. (Episode: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress)

S04E04 aired 09.10.2006. (Episode: A Pot Smoking Monkey)

S04E05 aired 16.10.2006. (Episode: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility)

S04E06 aired 23.10.2006. (Episode: Apologies for the Frivolity)

S04E07 aired 06.11.2006. (Episode: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head)

S04E08 aired 13.11.2006. (Episode: Release the Dogs)

S04E09 aired 20.11.2006. (Episode: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour)

S04E10 aired 27.11.2006. (Episode: Kissing Abraham Lincoln)

S04E11 aired 11.12.2006. (Episode: Walnuts and Demerol)

S04E12 aired 08.01.2007. (Episode: Castrating Sheep in Montana)

S04E13 aired 22.01.2007. (Episode: Don't Worry, Speed Racer)

S04E14 aired 05.02.2007. (Episode: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami)

S04E15 aired 12.02.2007. (Episode: My Damn Stalker)

S04E16 aired 19.02.2007. (Episode: Young People Have Phlegm Too)

S04E17 aired 26.02.2007. (Episode: I Merely Slept with a Commie)

S04E18 aired 19.03.2007. (Episode: It Never Rains in Hooterville)

S04E19 aired 09.04.2007. (Episode: Smooth as a Ken Doll (1))

S04E20 aired 16.04.2007. (Episode: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2))

S04E21 aired 23.04.2007. (Episode: Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous)

S04E22 aired 30.04.2007. (Episode: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag)

S04E23 aired 07.05.2007. (Episode: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin)

S04E24 aired 14.05.2007. (Episode: Prostitutes and Gelato)

Season 5

S05E01 aired 24.09.2007. (Episode: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom)

S05E02 aired 01.10.2007. (Episode: Media Room Slash Dungeon)

S05E03 aired 08.10.2007. (Episode: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo)

S05E04 aired 15.10.2007. (Episode: City of Great Racks)

S05E05 aired 22.10.2007. (Episode: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat)

S05E06 aired 29.10.2007. (Episode: Help Daddy Find His Toenail)

S05E07 aired 05.11.2007. (Episode: The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room)

S05E08 aired 12.11.2007. (Episode: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?)

S05E09 aired 19.11.2007. (Episode: Tight's Good)

S05E10 aired 26.11.2007. (Episode: Kinda Like Necrophilia)

S05E11 aired 17.03.2008. (Episode: Meander To Your Dander)

S05E12 aired 24.03.2008. (Episode: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh)

S05E13 aired 31.03.2008. (Episode: The Soil is Moist)

S05E14 aired 14.04.2008. (Episode: Winky-Dink Time)

S05E15 aired 21.04.2008. (Episode: Rough Night in Hump Junction)

S05E16 aired 28.04.2008. (Episode: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty)

S05E17 aired 05.05.2008. (Episode: Fish in a Drawer)

S05E18 aired 12.05.2008. (Episode: If My Hole Could Talk)

S05E19 aired 19.05.2008. (Episode: Waiting for the Right Snapper)

Season 6

S06E01 aired 22.09.2008. (Episode: Taterhead Is Our Love Child)

S06E02 aired 29.09.2008. (Episode: Pie Hole, Herb)

S06E03 aired 06.10.2008. (Episode: Damn You, Eggs Benedict)

S06E04 aired 13.10.2008. (Episode: The Flavin' and the Mavin')

S06E05 aired 20.10.2008. (Episode: A Jock Strap In Hell)

S06E06 aired 03.11.2008. (Episode: It's Always Nazi Week)

S06E07 aired 10.11.2008. (Episode: Best H.O. Money Can Buy)

S06E08 aired 17.11.2008. (Episode: Pinocchio's Mouth)

S06E09 aired 24.11.2008. (Episode: The Mooch At The Boo)

S06E10 aired 08.12.2008. (Episode: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited)

S06E11 aired 15.12.2008. (Episode: The Devil's Lube)

S06E12 aired 12.01.2009. (Episode: Thank God for Scoliosis)

S06E13 aired 19.01.2009. (Episode: I Think You Offended Don)

S06E14 aired 02.02.2009. (Episode: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie)

S06E15 aired 09.02.2009. (Episode: I'd Like to Start With the Cat)

S06E16 aired 02.03.2009. (Episode: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime)

S06E17 aired 09.03.2009. (Episode: The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?)

S06E18 aired 16.03.2009. (Episode: My Son's Enormous Head)

S06E19 aired 30.03.2009. (Episode: The Two Finger Rule)

S06E20 aired 13.04.2009. (Episode: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau)

S06E21 aired 27.04.2009. (Episode: Above Exalted Cyclops)

S06E22 aired 04.05.2009. (Episode: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box)

S06E23 aired 11.05.2009. (Episode: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth)

S06E24 aired 18.05.2009. (Episode: Baseball with Better Steroids)

Season 7

S07E01 aired 21.09.2009. (Episode: 818-jklpuzo)

S07E02 aired 28.09.2009. (Episode: Whipped Unto the Third Generation)

S07E03 aired 05.10.2009. (Episode: Mmm, fish. Yum.)

S07E04 aired 12.10.2009. (Episode: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator)

S07E05 aired 19.10.2009. (Episode: For the Sake of the Child)

S07E06 aired 02.11.2009. (Episode: Give Me Your Thumb)

S07E07 aired 09.11.2009. (Episode: Untainted by Filth)

S07E08 aired 16.11.2009. (Episode: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.)

S07E09 aired 23.11.2009. (Episode: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair)

S07E10 aired 07.12.2009. (Episode: That's Why They Call It Ball Room)

S07E11 aired 14.12.2009. (Episode: Warning, It's Dirty)

S07E12 aired 11.01.2010. (Episode: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste)

S07E13 aired 18.01.2010. (Episode: Yay, No Polyps!)

S07E14 aired 01.02.2010. (Episode: Crude and Uncalled For)

S07E15 aired 08.02.2010. (Episode: Aye, Aye, Captain)

S07E16 aired 01.03.2010. (Episode: Tinkle Like a Princess)

S07E17 aired 08.03.2010. (Episode: I Found Your Mustache)

S07E18 aired 22.03.2010. (Episode: Ixnay on the Oggie Day)

S07E19 aired 12.04.2010. (Episode: Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave)

S07E20 aired 10.05.2010. (Episode: I Called Him Magoo)

S07E21 aired 17.05.2010. (Episode: Gumby with a Pokey)

S07E22 aired 24.05.2010. (Episode: This Is Not Gonna End Well)

Season 8

S08E01 aired 20.09.2010. (Episode: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud)

S08E02 aired 27.09.2010. (Episode: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer)

S08E03 aired 04.10.2010. (Episode: A Pudding-Filled Cactus)

S08E04 aired 11.10.2010. (Episode: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers)

S08E05 aired 18.10.2010. (Episode: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel)

S08E06 aired 25.10.2010. (Episode: Twanging Your Magic Clanger)

S08E07 aired 01.11.2010. (Episode: The Crazy Bitch Gazette)

S08E08 aired 08.11.2010. (Episode: Springtime On A Stick)

S08E09 aired 15.11.2010. (Episode: A Good Time in Central Africa)

S08E10 aired 22.11.2010. (Episode: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop)

S08E11 aired 06.12.2010. (Episode: Dead From The Waist Down)

S08E12 aired 13.12.2010. (Episode: Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead)

S08E13 aired 03.01.2011. (Episode: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup)

S08E14 aired 17.01.2011. (Episode: Lookin' for Japanese Subs)

S08E15 aired 07.02.2011. (Episode: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak)

S08E16 aired 14.02.2011. (Episode: That Darn Priest)

Season 9

S09E01 aired 19.09.2011. (Episode: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1))

S09E02 aired 26.09.2011. (Episode: People Who Love Peepholes (2))

S09E03 aired 03.10.2011. (Episode: Big Girls Don't Throw Food)

S09E04 aired 10.10.2011. (Episode: Nine Magic Fingers)

S09E05 aired 17.10.2011. (Episode: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro)

S09E06 aired 24.10.2011. (Episode: The Squat and The Hover)

S09E07 aired 31.10.2011. (Episode: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets)

S09E08 aired 07.11.2011. (Episode: Thank You For The Intercourse)

S09E09 aired 14.11.2011. (Episode: Frodo’s Headshots)

S09E10 aired 21.11.2011. (Episode: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes)

S09E11 aired 05.12.2011. (Episode: What a Lovely Landing Strip)

S09E12 aired 12.12.2011. (Episode: One False Move, Zimbabwe!)

S09E13 aired 02.01.2012. (Episode: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion)

S09E14 aired 16.01.2012. (Episode: A Possum on Chemo)